Why worry?

There are two things to worry about:

Either you are well or you are sick.

If you are well, then there is nothing to worry about;

But if you are sick there are two things to worry about:

Whether you will get well, or whether you will die.

If you get well, there is nothing to worry about;

But if you die, there are only two things to worry about:

If you go to heaven there is nothing to worry about;

And if you go to hell you'll be so busy shaking hands with old friends,

you wont have time to worry.

SO WHY WORRY?